Halloween. A time for what would be regular human beings to (try) and scare the bejebbles out of other people. It's just so... Not British.
I mean think about it youwalk down a street now and everythings American: McDonalds, Burger King, Starbucks, Subway and in your wallet you may carry an American Express card, whatever the hell they might be. But it doesn't end there, oh God no, Because our government may as well be Mr. Obama's puppet's.
Trick or treating, as well if you go back in time 30-35 years and ask any regular looking person what 'Trick or Treating' is they would give you a look that's only usually reserved for serial killers.
All in all if you look forward to it at all, Happy Holloween
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Saturday, 30 October 2010
Footballers Deserve A Red Card, and A Good Boot up the Arsenal.
Right , let's get one thing straight I don't like footballers. In my humble opinion they're overpaid and overrated Nancy-boys, who when at most breathed on wrong, will drop to the floor writhing in pain as if someone has chainsawed they're leg off (which on second thoughts isn't such a bad idea.)
What really makes my blood boil however, is the wages these men command. For example Christine Ronaldo is supposedly on: £250,000 A WEEK! In the current economic climate, that is disgraceful. Shrek (Rooney) is on £200,000 a week. We have good men and women dying for our country in wars, working for a pittance and these fancy boys who do nothing but chase a ball around a pitch are on: 200,000??
To finish it all off Rooney signs his new deal for ridiculous amounts of money, claims he's 'injured' and jets off to Dubai. Disgusting.
What really makes my blood boil however, is the wages these men command. For example Christine Ronaldo is supposedly on: £250,000 A WEEK! In the current economic climate, that is disgraceful. Shrek (Rooney) is on £200,000 a week. We have good men and women dying for our country in wars, working for a pittance and these fancy boys who do nothing but chase a ball around a pitch are on: 200,000??
To finish it all off Rooney signs his new deal for ridiculous amounts of money, claims he's 'injured' and jets off to Dubai. Disgusting.
Saturday, 23 October 2010
2012, Another doomsday theory for the wackos to enjoy
A few years ago we were introduced to the delight that is the 2012 theory.
The theory is that the mAztec calender ends on December 21st 2012, which has led all the nutty people in the world decide we're all going to die from a series of natural diasters. Does this sound familiar to you?
Year ago we were told the world will end on the 1st January 2000, by a thing called 'Y2K' which basically meant all computers in the world will fail and all of a sudden we all drop down dead.
Listen in, I may not be a soothsayer or a futureteller but I can say with confidence I will wake up on December 22nd 2012 and shout "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!!".
To conclude don't listen to them, listen and read what I have to say!
The theory is that the mAztec calender ends on December 21st 2012, which has led all the nutty people in the world decide we're all going to die from a series of natural diasters. Does this sound familiar to you?
Year ago we were told the world will end on the 1st January 2000, by a thing called 'Y2K' which basically meant all computers in the world will fail and all of a sudden we all drop down dead.
Listen in, I may not be a soothsayer or a futureteller but I can say with confidence I will wake up on December 22nd 2012 and shout "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!!".
To conclude don't listen to them, listen and read what I have to say!
Saturday, 16 October 2010
If Music is for trained ears, We're all screwed!
Music. Everyone listens to music but no everyone listens to the same thing, I, for instance, like rock music like: AC DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden and most of all the God Of Rock Ozzy Osbourne.
Now before you start whinging "Ken, all they do is scream and wail" or something to that effect, i will say this rock was around long before all this chart crap people listen to these days. To me Tinie Tempah is something a three year old has on a regular basis not a superstar. All this chart music sounds as though some one has recorded another person banging dustbin lids together whilst feeding a cat through a mangle, backwards.
So while your all 'raving' to your 'tunes', i'll be on the Crazy Train bound on the Highway To Hell!
Now before you start whinging "Ken, all they do is scream and wail" or something to that effect, i will say this rock was around long before all this chart crap people listen to these days. To me Tinie Tempah is something a three year old has on a regular basis not a superstar. All this chart music sounds as though some one has recorded another person banging dustbin lids together whilst feeding a cat through a mangle, backwards.
So while your all 'raving' to your 'tunes', i'll be on the Crazy Train bound on the Highway To Hell!
Saturday, 9 October 2010
Dear Greenpeace, No-One Cares What You Say!
So another week another protest from Greenpeace about something or other, which none of us except them care about very much, probably bloody Global Warming (doesn't exist).
Am I the only one who thinks Greenpeace and all other similar organisations get their own life rather than try and run ours? I mean lets face it those ice caps were ALWAYS going to melt anyways, its like a ice cube in a glass of Coke, it's Eventually going to melt!
In Closing No-one cares about Global Warming (still Doesn't exist however much you cry about polar bears dying out) or Greenpeace so can they all do us a favour. And Die.
Am I the only one who thinks Greenpeace and all other similar organisations get their own life rather than try and run ours? I mean lets face it those ice caps were ALWAYS going to melt anyways, its like a ice cube in a glass of Coke, it's Eventually going to melt!
In Closing No-one cares about Global Warming (still Doesn't exist however much you cry about polar bears dying out) or Greenpeace so can they all do us a favour. And Die.
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