Hello again for those who missed me... Anyone? At all? No, okay I'll carry on then.
I was watching a kind of behind the scenes documentary type thing for a certain comedian (who shall remain nameless) tour a few years ago, and I couldn't help noticing a strange trend that has suddenly started from no where. I'm of course referring to the strange trend of people proposing to their partners in front of a few thousand people.
Why? Is your typical restaurant not goo enough now? Will you not look enough of a prat if you just propose in front of a few people, and get turned down imagine the pain you would feel if you we're rejected in front of 15,000 people, and even worse you have to drive home with them afterwards!
Not to mention the poor act on stage, he'll have to be pretty amazing to make people remember him, even if he did people's ever lasting memory of that fateful night would be some love struck sap who had his heart snapped in two while a comedian and 15,000 other people watched, no matter how good you are they'll never forget that.
You'll all be surprised now to know that I am in a relationship, with a lovely woman (I know, shocking isn't it?) so this isn't jealousy talking. If I am too propose one day, which I highly doubt given my views on marriage, I'll do it in the now traditional British way, in McDonald's over a Big Ma and fries.
