This week i will cover an issue I am paticularly intrested and bothered about. Music.
Back in the golden age of music (Any time but the present), by this I mean 60's, 70's and 80's. This was real music. The Beatles, The Who, Bon Jovi, Black Sabbath, Metallica. I could go on, in fact I will: AC/DC, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Def Leppard and believe me i could continue, all night.
Nowadays, music isn't music because its all computer generated nonsense. Take, for an example who I particularly hate, Justin(e) Beiber, even his interveiws seem to be autotuned (Or is that because his balls haven't dropped?) Don't get me wrong autotune is hilarious when you use it to change a serious news debate into an alvin and the chipmunks kind of affair, but it has no place in music.
So tonight, while your warm in your nice house, turn to your very plain wife, and rather thatn say "Shall we stick some Beiber on?" instead i suggest you say "Shall I stick Black Sabbath on so we can get hopelessly drunk and replicate Ozzy and the gang". Trust me your in for a much better night that way.