Being of school age, I often find myself agreeing with these uptight, Daily Mail reading types about 'kids today'. I see examples of behavior which would have never happened back in t'day.
For intstance, now students swear at teachers regularly, and the teachers can do nothing but send them to a different room where they swear at more teachers. Now older people will blame the abolishment of corporal punishment, but I have come up with a better, and less painful conclusion.
Things in schools went downhill because tthey stopped serving proper school dinners.
Now I accept that veg is good for you, but not until you are frail and in your 60's do you actually need veg. Man cannot live on veg, I don't care what Vegatablists say. Man needs a good steak down his throat, or else you look as though your Bob Geldof's best mate.
But, it seems as though desserts have been completely abolished, Apple Sponge? Pear Bake? Bollocks to that, go get me Rhubarb Crumble with lots of full fat custard. Until then go forth and multiply with that bloody toxic waste you serve.
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