We entered 2011 as we usually do, 2 stone heavier from the yuletide gorging, freezing cold and still without a leader with any sense or brains. Like the world's worse twins (and let's face it worse looking) they are likely to keep shuffling on for another year or so.
Right first things second, a MASSIVE earthquake hit Japan and as much as a tragedy it was there was a show of working pride in Japan, as the earthquake hit and 6 days after it left Japan, the worst affected road in Tokyo was repaired, I'll repeat that for anyone who didn't read that, in 6 days the Japanease workers repaired a road hit by a 9.1 magnitude earthquake, which was IMMEDIATELY followed by a tsunami, now that is just immense workers pride and probably the only positive to come out of that tragedy.
Then all through the first four months, the arabs in Egypt, Sudan and Syria decided they didn't like their regime they'd had for years and decided to uprise, leaving their capital countries in a right pickle, as it had a lot of mess there, fallen statues, bullet shells the usual for a Middle Eastern riot I suppose...
Then, in March, one of the greatest celebrities EVER, Charlie Sheen (of course) announced he was winning and subsequently LOST his job, but still, it was extremely funny, some of the corkers he came out with, first proclaiming he is a "rockstar from mars" oh, and then he said he had "tiger blood" and then he claimed he was on "a drug called Charlie Sheen" like that's the only drug he was on of course, I'm joking of course Charlie is one of the greatest guys ever.
Then someone made a complete ass of themselves on live TV, and this was before I'm A Celebrity started, I'm of course talking about Pippa Middleton and her fantastic arse, and there was something happening about a wedding surrounding that but I don't know the details...
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