I write this on a VERY cold late December night, knowing the year is about to come to an end on a very sweet note, and that this is my last review of the past year, and I hope you've enjoyed my company this past year, I'll get on with being funny now.
These four months were a bad time to be on planet Earth as everything from Earthquakes to floods and back again happened, first in October, monsoon floods killed 657 people in Thailand, making itterrible year for flooding in the far east after Japan's big flood earlier this year. Then in Turkey a 7.2 Magnitude Earthquake hit the city of Van, killing aother 604 people, soothsayer types say that this is an indication that the 2012 theory will come to fruition as of the amount of natural disasters happening. While anyone with half a brain cells will tell you it's caused by tectonic plates moving not doomsday approaching.
Big news broke in October where tyrant Coronol Gaddafi was found in a drainpipe, and killed by his own people, many around the world celebrated the death while I'm sure it saddened some brainwashed lab monkeys. In more recent times, Kim Jong il died in December, leaving his nation in mourning, strange considering the reign of tyrany he has caused over the years, including mass violence and trying to take over his next-door neighbours, causing terror to many innocent civilians, although I'm assured he sold some cotton to Canada one time in the 80's so he can't be all that bad.
Finally, as we all know, December brings that time where everyone's happy and jolly, except if your with your own family, then your all presumably at each others throats. We're told that, despite the recission and all, it's one of the highest spending Christmasses in recent memory. So it looks like we're in more a very Merry Christmas, especially if Nanna gets hold of the bottle of brandy, then she'll be VERY merry.
That concludes my year in review, although that's not it from me for this year (your not that lucky) you have my special Christmas blog on Christmas Eve, and The Ken Hawkins Awards 2011 on New years eve (the categorys of which will be posted on the Facebook page soon after the blog is posted.) Which should be interesting, anyway if you have your wits about you and don't spend Christmas Eve reading the dribble I come out with, Have a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year (or something like that). Oh, and to one of my most loyal readers, Josh, Happy Birthday for the 28th (that was your birthday present by the way)
Peace and Love.
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